I like my jeans a little tight

Dear guys and dolls,

Southern city dweller, 20 years old, and studying business finance at the University of Texas at Austin.

Gay / avid swimmer / atheist / human's rights advocate. I want to a career that benefits others on a global scale. I'm ambitious, so don't hold me back.

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Life out of sand
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Afternoon of β˜€ and πŸ“•on my secret beach (at Centennial Park)
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4gifs:

wtf…careful with that snake
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superpretty:

sulevan, ph concesso
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blog-anglophonic:

Nixon wasn’t impeached, you poor illiterate child. 
Richard M. Nixon resigned before he could be prosecuted and sent to jail for:
1)  creating a criminal organization known “The White House Plumbers” 
2)  directing said group to break into and burglarize Democratic National Headquarters at the Watergate Apartments in Washington D.C.
3)  directing said group to burglarize the office of Daniel Ellsberg’s psychiatrist
4) actively abusing his office and directing the IRS to conduct spurious audits on his political enemies.
5) “accidentally” erasing huge chunks of secret tapes which he illegally recorded in the Oval Office when he was subpoenaed by investigators
How do I know this?  Because I can read the English language and use a fucking mousepad.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watergate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Plumbers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._Gordon_Liddy
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Furthermore…G.W. Bush’s grandfather, Prescott Bush, attempted to plan an actual military coup against Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1933.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot
www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/history/document/document_20070723.shtml
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George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush…while not as shrewd or smart as Prescott Bush…have committed so many war crimes and crimes against the American people that I would need an entire day to detail them all.
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President Obama has done nothing of the kind.  He has not even been able to successfully raise taxes, thanks to a House of Representatives which has been Gerrymandered into permanent GOP control.  I realize you are trying to refer to the expiration of the Bush Tax Cuts, but wanting that to be an Obama tax increase does not make it true.
But then again, he IS guilty of being black, which is the greatest sin of all.  And the truth clearly has a mainstream liberal bias.
Nice graphic, though.  You tried.

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themightynarwhal:

sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

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looks like something a nightmare pooped out

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How have I not instagrammed this yet? #quote #travel #inmykitchen #internationalhouse
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That year I was prescribed glasses and became Harry Potter.. #throwback #myparentsdidthistome #iworethatshirteveryyearforpictureday
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